These things freak me out. Maybe its the big featureless eyes. Or the blood sucking mouth. Or the big bulbous head. Perhaps the cute little feet that look prepared to stomp me in the carbuncles? Whatever it is, it's a must have.
White CHAOS Monkeys by BUNKA. Limited run of 500 monkey's. So if the monkey-to-humans-killed ratio is less than 1:12,000,000 humanity might just have a chance to survive. You scoff because they are only 5.5 inches tall? That just means it will take longer to eat you completely.
Here's a nice description:
A puzzle for zoologists, this monkey has been seen thru ages on every continent but his origin is still a mystery. Based on scientific analysis, CHAOS MONKEY may be one of the first gene mutations ever. With large eyeballs, this hungry creature has escaped from his ancestral slammer in order to devour all human beings on this planet. Born with short legs and enormous arms, he's able to move faster than any other ape without any hope of escape for their casualties. They'll eventually eat you raw. From the largeness of his eyes, billions of monkeys are watching us, waiting for a bloody vengeance. Now forever as a vinyl statue, his hypnotic look and his little sharp teeth will keep you scared to death.
The black and blue CHAOS Monkey version is just as scary.
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