Punching clowns never go of style. If I could punch a clown every day, I would be a very happy clown-puncher. Here is a classic inflatable punching bag to burn off some of that hyperactive energy.
This one features the great Bozo the clown. Probably the most loved clown in history. I'd feel a little guilty punching Bozo around, but it wouldn't stop me from doing it of course. Because it would be just too much fun to resist.
This comes with a squeaky nose and a sand base, so that it comes back and attacks you looking for more after punching, kicking, elbowing, kneeing, eye-gouging, suplexing, spinning drop-kicking, pimp slapping it. That combo will get you 50 clown bonus points.
LAUREL AND HARDY BOZO THE CLOWN TV Vintage STICKER SET 1983. COLORFUL AND FUN!!!
If you want the best Star Wars Light Saber for your Jedi or Sith costume for Halloween or for just looking cool in front of your bedroom mirror, then these bad puppies are probably the best.
The Star Wars Force FX Light Sabers are available in 7 delicious flavors. They combine light and sound into a crescendo of Jedi coolness that you have to experience first hand to fully appreciate. As you can see you can get Count Dooku, Obi-Wan, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Anakin, Yoda, and Asajj Ventress.
Here is a cool video of them in action. At first you think this might be pretty lame, oh no light saber cosplay, but it turns out to be pretty cool. Well done.
Word of Warning: BE CAREFUL with these! Don't go hog wild with your Light Saber and start slashing everything at random. Jedi to idiot with a broken Light Saber in 2 seconds. *sniff sniff* Damn you Darth Coffee Table!!!
Stride Rite Star Wars Dueling Lightsaber (Tddler-Yth)-9.5W
Who is Shoko Nakagawa? She is a Japanese tarento, idol, TV personality, singer -- what have you. The facts are, she's cute, adorable and on TV. The most deadly of combination's. You can read about her on the wikipedia page about her. Or realize who she is probably from her most (in)famous set of pictures below:
All cat tasting aside though, how would she design a Be@rbrick? Cute and pink. What else would you expect? If I had a girlfriend who liked to taste cats, I would buy this for her. If I had a girlfriend who didn't like to taste cats, I would buy this for her. If a cat came up and licked this, I would not buy this because it had cat saliva all over it and I would instead select another one that hadn't been licked.
The colors kind of remind me of a popsicle. Maybe it tastes like a combination of strawberries and cream? If you bought this, send it to me and I will lick it for you and tell you what it tastes like. But it probably tastes like a vinyl toy. Not that I know what a vinyl toy tastes like, as I am not a cat.
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Medicom Be@rbrick Bearbrick S22 Pattern Secret UNO
Even though this is really for ages 36 months to 6 years old, this is a toy that can be enjoyed by kids of all ages. After all who doesn't enjoy cutting food? You can chop away with maniacal glee and not go to prison for it.
If you are a chef in training, this is the kind of thing you need to practice cutting food. You won't cut your fingers off. And the realistic crunch sound it makes will train your brain to be a food magician in no time. I think after 10 years of going through all 178 different food toys you'll be a master chef and be able to graduate to real food.
The good thing about these food "puzzles" is that you can put them back together again to enjoy over and over. Playing with my food was my favorite past-time as a kid. I also liked playing with fake food, but I never tried to eat it afterwards. So most kids should be safe with these kind of toys.
This "chicken walker" is unlike other "chicken walkers" out there. That's because this is a LEGO Star Wars Clone Walker from, you guessed it, the Clone Wars era. What I like about this is that it comes with 2 Clone Troopers, Clone Gunner, Clone Commander and ARC trooper gear. That's 4 clone troopers to play with.
I've always liked the LEGO people the best for some reason. So I love sets that come with a lot of people. Maybe because of their detachable heads and interchangeable bodies. And their short little legs on a hinge. Who really cares about the other pieces? Perhaps I would make a chair for them to sit down. Or a table so they can eat their lunch of transparent red 1x1 chips. Yes, it's a LEGO clone trooper tea party with their Walker parked outside. What else do you think they do when not fighting?
LEGO comes with all these custom made pieces nowadays. Back in the day all you could make was a tower of multi-color blocks. If you are lucky, maybe a police station or fire station. I'm sure the possibilities are endless nowadays. What if you combined all these Star Wars LEGO sets together into one big kit? Well...you'd probably have the pieces to put together your own movie franchise I guess. Continue reading LEGO Star Wars Clone Trooper Chicken Walker
I'm in love with this thing. It's a literal Beauty and the Beast thing going on here. (I'm obviously the Beauty in this scenario...ahem) This Beast is so cool looking. I mean, the regular Eva-02 is pretty bad-ass, but this transformed version is a welcome change from the norm. You can only have so much fun with one version, but when you have 2 versions the fun combination multiplies.
From Evangelion 2.0’s final moments, this is the totally transformed animalistic version of the classic EVA-02. Featuring a totally different image from the regular Eva-02, this figure has been created from 100% new parts. Closer to a creature than a mecha, this figure features 12 joints allowing you to pose it in whatever terrifying situation you can imagine! Featuring a total of three 8mm joints in the head, neck and body, the posing possibilities are even deeper than before! Two of the control rods in the back have also been fitted with 4mm joints, allowing you to pose even those with amazing detail! Effect parts are included for the head and arm to recreate the shocking damage inflicted during the movie! Hand and mouth effect parts are also included for where the Eva ripped through Zeruel’s AT Field. The display stand has been recreated in clear materials, and features extension parts for even more posing possibilities!
Check out the extra accessories you get with it too, to further customize it to your liking: Blood Spray Effect (Head) x 1 Blood Spray Effect (Arm) x 1 AT Field x 1 Ripping Effect x 2 (Right and Left) Display Stand x 1 (with extension parts) Base Effect Parts x 1
Mr. Potato Head never looked so good. If you are a baseball fan and a Mr. Potato Head fan, then this toy is perfectly cool. If you aren't a Yankee's fan, that's OK. There are versions for every major baseball team. So if you are a Red Sox potato fan or even a Royals fan, you have a Mr. Potato Head to represent you. You can find all the Potato Head versions here. Too bad Idaho doesn't have a Major League team.
Mr. Potato Head has really evolved as a potato. And expanded his accessories. I'm really proud of how he's grown into a well rounded spud man. Now he has accessories for every occasion. I mean, baseball, football, basketball, even Star Wars Potato Heads. I can't even begin to explain the Tubby Tater version when I'm not taking a bath. Luckily I'm always playing in the tub, so he fits right in.
When it gets warm out, tempers start to flair, fights start and before you know it there is a full scale war going on in your yard. The heat ignites a full scale conflagration that quickly gets out of hand. A water war of course. Everyone needs to cool off somehow. Water balloon bombs. Squirt guns. If it can fling water at someone, its going to be used.
Don't get left out of the fight and get yourself well armed with something like this Supersoaker Shotblast, that works up to 25 feet. You seriously don't want to be the one without a gun in a water fight. Are you going to fill up a dixie cup with water and fling it at people? Give me a break. You wouldn't even get close to your opponent armed with this squirt gun. You'll be wetter than a fish.
Tomorrow is the day (March 31st) that the new Mini Danboard Amazon Box figure is out. Obviously the mini version is smaller than the regular version. Check out some Danboard photos to explore the size difference: Danboard on Flickr
The original is still cool. But this mini version is around half the price as the original Amazon.co.jp Danboard. Usually when you miniaturize something in today's world it makes it more expensive, but not in this case. Probably because it's not packed full of electronics you are thinking. And you're right! But you're also wrong Bright Eyes. The eyes still light up with a simple switch and batteries, such a cool feature in a figure that fits in your hand.
So make your choice. The larger version or the mini version? And no you can't plant your mini Danboard in a flower pot and watch it grow...sorry, it's a toy Gardener Jim.
Kewpie dolls have always freaked me out with their always left-looking eyes and smirky expressions. Like they have just setup a booby trap I'm about to fall into it.
But these Kewpie Squeeze Keychains are actually pretty cool looking. Two inches tall and made out of soft foam. They come in Shinpo and Asuka from Neon Genesis Evangelion and a Kamen Rider version too.
They certainly make an odd keychain fob to hang out with your keys.
I wish they had a Rei Ayanami version, but I'll squeeze an Asuka Kewpie as a stress reliever anyday.
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you'll be a master chef and be able to graduate to real food.
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version when I'm not taking a bath. Luckily I'm always playing in the tub, so he fits right in.
accessories freak me out.
, that works up to 25 feet. You seriously don't want to be the one without a gun in a water fight. Are you going to fill up a dixie cup with water and fling it at people? Give me a break. You wouldn't even get close to your opponent armed with this squirt gun. You'll be wetter than a fish.
