If you are looking for a unique toy figure, it’s hard to get any more unique than this Gardener 006X Pascagoula Alien by Michael Lau. This enigmatic monster figure was created for Project After Dark. Standing in at around 5-6″ tall, this monster figure will wow any visitors it might have.
I found these just in time for next Halloween, some crazy scary figures from UNKL, Unipo Fright Night Figures.
Clockwise from top left:Figure 1: Ever watched a NASCAR race start to finish? This guy has. He even wears a diaper so he doesn’t have to get up and risk missing Jeff Gordon’s photo finish. Figure 2: Two-timing. Two-toned. Two-faced. Figure 3: Avid proponent of the piano key neck tie and the tuxedo t-shirt (the skeleton). Figure 4: He’s a bat, not a rat or a squirrel. He maintains a steady diet of gummy worms, and he’s a little on the tubby side because of it.
These figures are 2 inches tall (5 cm) and are available as a set of four.
Today’s post is all about brains. Gooey icky sticky brains!
GLOW IN THE DARK SQUISH BRAIN
Honestly, who can pass up a GLOW IN THE DARK SQUISH BRAIN
? Brains are cool already, but when they glow in the dark they are so much cooler.
BLOODY BRAIN
The next best thing to a glowing brain is a bloody brain. This Bloody Brain
is made of rubber and is guaranteed not to make a mess. Unless it causes someone to pee their pants.
BRAIN GELATIN MOLD
Of course what good are brains if you can’t eat them? With this Brain Gelatin Mold
you will be the toast of the party and guests will be relieved their own brains aren’t on the table. Recipe included.
Who’s Brian? Brian isn’t to be confused with Brain. Remember this.
Cats. Some people hate them. Some people loathe them. Let’s face it, no one really likes a cat. The greatest cat fiend of all is Hello Kitty.
Cats warp your mind with their cute purring sounds they make and their silly antics. Without these things, no one would want a cat. The way they rub against you with their soft fuzzy fur only makes you want them more. In reality they are just wiping their cat snot on you.
They do these things to win you over. To get you addicted to their invisible bicycles and cookies. Hypnotizing you with their cat eyes. This way they know they can get a free pass to sleep on your face at night or ruin your furniture with their sharp little cat claws.
Feed your addiction to cats with this assorted set of mini cats
. Cats in small doses is the best way. The only way to fight off the addiction that is cats. I know you can’t resist these cute little cat figures. The cats have you addicted to them. Meow.
Here are some great political action figures. Yes, political action figures! You’ve seen them on TV, now you can have your very own Presidential Candidates of your very own! Stage your own mock debates. Have them pose in weird positions they’d never dare do during the media scrutiny of their campaigns. Discuss key issues with them face to face. Did someone say Voodoo dolls?
Is that Barack Obama scaling your couch? John McCain is watching you from the bookshelf! Wait, another John McCain is hanging out by your coffee cup while Barack Obama is sitting pondering your sugar cookies. Presidential Candidates are everywhere!
This 6 inch (15cm) plastic hero features articulated head, arms, legs, and elbows for multiple politician poses. And they come in some great looking packages.
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Which action figure would you vote for?
