All the cool cardboard envelopes have those perforated tabs that you can grab a hold of and tear open with wild abandon. I constantly waste hundreds of dollars every year mailing myself refrigerator magnets from my own fridge just so I can experience the sensation of tearing open these envelopes!
I love the sound and feel of the cardboard giving away one little section at a time, one after the other. I am filled with glee and a deep sense of satisfaction every time I tear into an envelope. Not to mention being able to stick my Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day magnet from The Onion Store 
back on my fridge.
No longer will I have to suffer the indignation of my addiction!
That is not after Nov. 25th when these amazing Mugen Periperi toys come out. They simulate the sound and feel of opening cardboard envelope tabs. And you can repeat this exquisite sensation over and over again without destroying an incredible amount of envelopes! Now that’s good for the environment and fun at the same time. Also comes in a blue color.
If you like this toy, you also might be a fan of constantly popping soybeans or bubble wrap.
Here is the video for the Peri Peri, which is enjoyable on a whole different level:
One part pumpkin and one part Pikachu
makes this one crazy Halloween plush figure. Can it even be called a figure? It’s only a head. Pikachu has been be-headed and turned into a pumpkin! You can’t get more Halloween than that. Unless you are a Cinderella stage coach. Yes, mixing way too many story lines now.
Pikachu you make a Great Pumpkin. (Another story line…) Your head looks so soft I just want to squeeze it — Holy carp, there are only 5 of these left as of today…hopefully they make more.
Why did the Pokemon climb up the ladder to your window? To Pikachu!
These very popular Japanese soybean toys have been out for awhile, but now you can get them in 2 extra flavors besides standard green. Uhmm, not meant to be eaten by the way if you need a disclaimer. You play with them, over and over again, much like the Mugen Puti Puti infinite bubble wrap.
Rare Type!? Mugen Soybeans - Mint (blue)
and
Rare Type!? Mugen Soybeans - Sweet Potato (red)
How do you use them?
You push the beans up out of the pod, over and over again.
Why would you use them?
Why would you even ask this question? You push the beans out of the pod before the beans push you! That is if you are paranoid. If you have a more average personality type, then it could be used as a repetitive action stress reliever.
The feel of the beans pushing out of the pod between your fingers is a heavenly sensation. Meant only for bean farmers and as a reward for fallen heroes in the Elysian Plains. Now this rare sensation can be yours!
You have a set of keys. They sit on your dresser. Their stuffed in your pocket or purse. They hang from your car’s ignition. They hang from your front door after you rush to the bathroom after getting home because you really, really had to pee.
Your keys are hard metallic pegs that rub up against each other, over and over again. Jangling or jingling when you shake them. You stick them in things. (Hopefully not electrical outlets or your nose.) You throw them down on the counter. You wrestle them away from your friends who are trying to drive drunk or trying to open your secret diary. What is missing from your key’s life?
DOMO-KUN!!!
This soft plushie character will take the roughness out of your key’s life. Let Domo-kun rub against your keys or guard them from the cat at night.
This keychain accessory measures 3.5 inches (8.9 cm) tall and looks like Domo-kun is covered in a sickly green algae. This is to prevent anyone from licking Domo-kun. Personally I would have preferred him in his original brown coat, but this is a necessary safety measure.
You choose which Domo-kun you want by the strap color [see image]. All Domo-kuns are algae green, the straps are just different for each pose. Red for regular Domo-kun. Green for lazy Domo-kun. Blue for angry Domo-kun. And yellow (my personal favorite) sleeping Domo-kun. To me it looks like Domo-kun is having a temper tantrum or constipated.
If you have keys, let them rub against a soft plush Domo-kun. It’s the right thing to do.
I think my favorite Gundam series was Mobile Suit Gundam Wing. Don’t ask me why because all giant robots are cool in the first place. Who am I to play favorites? But it was. Maybe it was during an impressionable time of my life.
The Tallgeese was the only mobile suit capable of matching a Gundam in combat, piloted by Zechs Merquise in the series. So its an extra special mobile suit.
This model doesn’t come out until Aug. 31st, 2008. But is available for pre-order.
