All the cool cardboard envelopes have those perforated tabs that you can grab a hold of and tear open with wild abandon. I constantly waste hundreds of dollars every year mailing myself refrigerator magnets from my own fridge just so I can experience the sensation of tearing open these envelopes!
I love the sound and feel of the cardboard giving away one little section at a time, one after the other. I am filled with glee and a deep sense of satisfaction every time I tear into an envelope. Not to mention being able to stick my Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day magnet from The Onion Store 
back on my fridge.
No longer will I have to suffer the indignation of my addiction!
That is not after Nov. 25th when these amazing Mugen Periperi toys come out. They simulate the sound and feel of opening cardboard envelope tabs. And you can repeat this exquisite sensation over and over again without destroying an incredible amount of envelopes! Now that’s good for the environment and fun at the same time. Also comes in a blue color.
If you like this toy, you also might be a fan of constantly popping soybeans or bubble wrap.
Here is the video for the Peri Peri, which is enjoyable on a whole different level:
With today’s gloomy financial difficulties all over, you’ll soon be eating as cheaply as possible. And that means ramen noodles. The staple of cash strapped eaters everywhere. For this reason you will need a specialized bowl that shows exactly how you feel about the matter. Gloomy Bear Ramen Bowl.
How to use Gloomy Bear Ramen Bowl:
- Fill bowl to capacity with steaming hot ramen noodles of your choice. Many flavors to choose from. (Ramen noodles not included.)
- Eat.
- As you empty your bowl, discover Gloomy Bear attacking and biting his owner Pitty on the neck.
- You are filled with joy that it isn’t you. Happiness obtained!
Not precisely a toy per-se, but it can easily be adapted for toy use. Bowl is made of ceramic and is 6″ by 3″ tall. This is the B version with a different design. Many fun things to do with Gloomy Bear Ramen Bowl! You can put it on your head! You can use it on your cat! You can give your dolls a bath! You can fill it with joy and watch as two distinctly different materials react to one another with amazing consequences…!* Gloomy Bear fun to the rescue!
*not responsible for any amazing consequences.
Today’s post is all about brains. Gooey icky sticky brains!
GLOW IN THE DARK SQUISH BRAIN
Honestly, who can pass up a GLOW IN THE DARK SQUISH BRAIN
? Brains are cool already, but when they glow in the dark they are so much cooler.
BLOODY BRAIN
The next best thing to a glowing brain is a bloody brain. This Bloody Brain
is made of rubber and is guaranteed not to make a mess. Unless it causes someone to pee their pants.
BRAIN GELATIN MOLD
Of course what good are brains if you can’t eat them? With this Brain Gelatin Mold
you will be the toast of the party and guests will be relieved their own brains aren’t on the table. Recipe included.
Who’s Brian? Brian isn’t to be confused with Brain. Remember this.
Cats. Some people hate them. Some people loathe them. Let’s face it, no one really likes a cat. The greatest cat fiend of all is Hello Kitty.
Cats warp your mind with their cute purring sounds they make and their silly antics. Without these things, no one would want a cat. The way they rub against you with their soft fuzzy fur only makes you want them more. In reality they are just wiping their cat snot on you.
They do these things to win you over. To get you addicted to their invisible bicycles and cookies. Hypnotizing you with their cat eyes. This way they know they can get a free pass to sleep on your face at night or ruin your furniture with their sharp little cat claws.
Feed your addiction to cats with this assorted set of mini cats
. Cats in small doses is the best way. The only way to fight off the addiction that is cats. I know you can’t resist these cute little cat figures. The cats have you addicted to them. Meow.
This life-like hanging bat would mostly be used for Halloween decorations, but I don’t see why you wouldn’t want to have this hanging around with you in your everyday life.
How to use this cool toy?
Put up a few of these in your car and would-be car thieves will have second thoughts about stealing your rare metallic purple Mazda Miata.
If you have a belfry and no real bats at all, avoid the embarrassment and hang some of these up!
That dark corner in the office bathroom is the perfect spot for a few bats.
Create a visual pun and hang a couple of these bats in your Little Leagues batting cages. Yeah, the lamest idea so far.
Anywho, these will be good for scaring women and children with. Easy enough to figure that one out.
