I am so angry! I want to just punch this toy. I want to kick it. I want to shake it. I want to pound it. I want to give it an atomic elbow drop from my couch. I want to shoot myself from a giant sling shot into your face! Aaaarrrrrghhhh! You make me so angry you green stupid piglet!

If you, or someone you know, suffers from these symptoms, order this Angry Birds plush toy as soon as possible.

This toy will relieve:

• Game related stress
• Late nights up
• Missed appointments
• The dreaded 'Fingeritis'
• Divorce
• Starvation
• Loneliness
• Crossed-eyes
• Bad hair
• Smelly pants
• And other symptoms too gruesome to mention

Take your frustrations out in real life. This pig stuffed toy from the Angry Birds game is the perfect stress reliever. Punch it. Kick it. Smoosh it. Love it, for all I care. Because you will love it. It will be your new best friend. It will take away all the demons. Stroke it's fluffy skin. Relax, everything will be OK.

Now stuff this pig in your armpit and squeeze! Listen to his muffled cries from the game. That will show him!

*Warning: Do not use in sight of birds. Angry or otherwise.

US Auctions Australian Auctions Austrian Auctions Belgian Auctions Canadian Auctions French Auctions German Auctions Indian Auctions Irish Auctions Italian Auctions Dutch Auctions Spanish Auctions Swiss Auctions UK Auctions

Best Match Time: ending soonest Time: newly listed Price: lowest first Price: highest first Price + Shipping: lowest first Price + Shipping: highest first

New ANGRY BIRDS Green Pig Kids Diary Book Planner Journal-Book Notebook B3

Buy Now!

US $.99

22m

Angry Birds Christmas 5" Red, Black, White, Blue, Yellow, Pig- Plush Case of 12

Buy Now!

US $99.97

26m

M6481 6" STUFFED ANGRY BIRDS, PIG, PENGUIN, FROG Ptrn NEW HOLIDAY RELEASE EZ

Buy Now!

US $3.99

29m

12 Round Scallop Square 2.25" Cupcake Toppers Theme Boy Girl Birthday Cake Party

Buy Now!

US $7.99

1h 14m

NEW ANGRY BIRDS GREEN KING PIG SLIPPERS ADULT SIZE U.S. SELLER

Buy Now!

US $29.99

2h 6m

Angry Birds Halloween 5" Plush Case of 12- Red Yellow Black Birds & Pumpkin Pig

Buy Now!

US $89.94

2h 19m

Rovio Angry Birds 6" Plush, Set of 6 birds & pig

Buy Now!

US $37.00

2h 25m

Angry Birds Plush Stuffed Animal Toy Backpack Clip On 3" "Green Pig"

Buy Now!

US $3.99

3h 6m

Angry Birds Green Pig earring with .925 sterling silver earwire New and Cute

Buy Now!

US $6.99

3h 26m

New Angry Birds Pig 12 Figure Figurine Christmas Tree Ornament Ornement

Buy Now!

US $12.88

4h 2m

Related posts:

1. Domo-kun Plush Keychain
2. Gloomy Bear “After” Plush Doll
3. Baby Gloomy Bunny Outfit Plush Doll

Except maybe this guy below:

Classic.

I know these have been flying around offices for a couple years now and these would probably be great stocking stuffers like this ad says:

I'd have to agree. I know my Christmas tree would be coming down with a bunch of monkeys flying at it.

You can also find these at Amazon here: Slingshot Flying Monkey plus slingshot pigs, frogs and other 'harmless' animals.

Related posts:

1. White CHAOS Monkey by BUNKA

You can feed Gloomy Bear just about anything that will fit inside him now. This Gloomy Bear Pouch Plush doll lets you store any number of small items around with you. Perfect for pencils, pens and glue or severed ears. Available in bloody pink, plain pink, black, red, and white colors. 15 in x 4in. Girls would love this.

Related posts:

1. Gloomy Bear Eats Santa Mechanical Plush Doll
2. Baby Gloomy Bunny Outfit Plush Doll
3. Gloomy Bear Jumbo Action Figure

Probably the most destructive creature ever known, born from an atomic blast and creating a swath of despair and dismay to Tokyo architectural engineers and any building inhabitants therein. Godzilla indiscriminately destroys Japan while he battles his foes with his huge claws, whip-like tail and fiery breath. All fear his destructive might.

Now Godzilla is available in cute mini plush form! At only 6” inches tall (15cm) Godzilla is transformed from feared giant atomic lizard to a soft cuddly friend! Hug and squeeze this soft squishy monster with all your might and he’ll love you back with a ferocity only matched by his tiny soft cuteness!

Stick your finger in his menacing jaws and you will be delighted with the soft sensations you receive back from his fabric like teeth and soft fuzzy tongue. No one can resist squeezing his soft belly and tail.

Shove Godzilla in your friends faces and watch them squeal in delight at how cute this deadly monster is! He’ll ride on your shoulder and protect you from depressed people as he turns their frowns upside down into toothy grins at his mini plush form.

Mini Plush Godzilla! Scary cute!

US Auctions Australian Auctions Austrian Auctions Belgian Auctions Canadian Auctions French Auctions German Auctions Indian Auctions Irish Auctions Italian Auctions Dutch Auctions Spanish Auctions Swiss Auctions UK Auctions

Best Match Time: ending soonest Time: newly listed Price: lowest first Price: highest first Price + Shipping: lowest first Price + Shipping: highest first

Godzilla power blast electronic rumble and roar imp, as seen in the movie.SALE

Buy Now!

US $100.00

17m

Related posts:

1. Mini Mashimaro with Orange Hat
2. Baby Gloomy Bunny Outfit Plush Doll
3. Gloomy Bear “After” Plush Doll

Best Christmas evar and last Christmas evar too, because Gloomy Bear just ate Santa Claus!

Just add three AA batteries and watch Gloomy Bear with a Santa hat in its mouth, toss around the bloody Santa bag. The rest of Santa sits comfortably in Gloomy's stomach I assume, because kids there is no sign of him anywhere...

This Gloomy Bear Eats Santa Mechanical Plush Doll measures 11 inches tall and is also available in a frosty white color if you don't believe a cute pink bear is could ever consume Santa.

US Auctions Australian Auctions Austrian Auctions Belgian Auctions Canadian Auctions French Auctions German Auctions Indian Auctions Irish Auctions Italian Auctions Dutch Auctions Spanish Auctions Swiss Auctions UK Auctions

Best Match Time: ending soonest Time: newly listed Price: lowest first Price: highest first Price + Shipping: lowest first Price + Shipping: highest first

Gloomy Bear Journal Mori Chack Chakku Japan Genuine

Buy Now!

US $17.99

19m

Related posts:

1. Gloomy Bear “After” Plush Doll
2. Baby Gloomy Bunny Outfit Plush Doll
3. Gloomy Bear Jumbo Action Figure

Try combining slime, liquid metal and plush together and see what you get. Yes, a mess. Leave it to the professionals and you get this Dragon Quest Liquid Metal Slime Plush Doll from the game Dragon Quest. Cute, but evil. Don't touch! (When combined with 'plush', this is actually safe to touch, so don't worry.)

Also available is this cute droplet form plush version:

Of course if you like the feeling of softer fabrics, the Slime plush is available in original form. And who doesn't? I know you are rubbing it all over your body. These things also make great body scrubs in the shower -- if you don't care about ruining it of course.

All are 3 inches tall. There are larger 8 inch versions available too. But I seriously don't know why you would want to have them, since so much cute slime will override your cerebellum. Large Blue here and Large Metal here.

US Auctions Australian Auctions Austrian Auctions Belgian Auctions Canadian Auctions French Auctions German Auctions Indian Auctions Irish Auctions Italian Auctions Dutch Auctions Spanish Auctions Swiss Auctions UK Auctions

Best Match Time: ending soonest Time: newly listed Price: lowest first Price: highest first Price + Shipping: lowest first Price + Shipping: highest first

VTG DRAGONQUEST SPI 1980 3 RULE BOOKS ONTOCLE and ALLECTUS ARENA OF DEATH

Buy Now!

US $225.00

1h 51m

Related posts:

1. Dragon Quest King Slime Vinyl Figure
2. Gloomy Bear “After” Plush Doll
3. Baby Gloomy Bunny Outfit Plush Doll

One part pumpkin and one part Pikachu makes this one crazy Halloween plush figure. Can it even be called a figure? It's only a head. Pikachu has been be-headed and turned into a pumpkin! You can't get more Halloween than that. Unless you are a Cinderella stage coach. Yes, mixing way too many story lines now.

Pikachu you make a Great Pumpkin. (Another story line...) Your head looks so soft I just want to squeeze it -- Holy carp, there are only 5 of these left as of today...hopefully they make more.

Why did the Pokemon climb up the ladder to your window? To Pikachu!

US Auctions Australian Auctions Austrian Auctions Belgian Auctions Canadian Auctions French Auctions German Auctions Indian Auctions Irish Auctions Italian Auctions Dutch Auctions Spanish Auctions Swiss Auctions UK Auctions

Best Match Time: ending soonest Time: newly listed Price: lowest first Price: highest first Price + Shipping: lowest first Price + Shipping: highest first

Pikachu Pokeman Costume

Buy Now!

US $.99

16m

Related posts:

1. Gloomy Bear “After” Plush Doll
2. Domo-kun Plush Doll
3. Big Totoro Plush Doll

How do you make Chewbacca from Star Wars even more lovable than he already is? Condense him down into a super deformed plush doll! Who's my favorite little Wookiee? You are so cute my little Chewy! Oh yes you are! What's that? You are going to shove your bowcaster up my what? Ohh, you are so cute when you say grown up things like that! Oh yes you are!

There are other Star Wars plush dolls in the same line. This Yoda version looks more like my grandpa than Yoda though...oh snap! My grandpa is Yoda!

US Auctions Australian Auctions Austrian Auctions Belgian Auctions Canadian Auctions French Auctions German Auctions Indian Auctions Irish Auctions Italian Auctions Dutch Auctions Spanish Auctions Swiss Auctions UK Auctions

Best Match Time: ending soonest Time: newly listed Price: lowest first Price: highest first Price + Shipping: lowest first Price + Shipping: highest first

Vintage 1983 Star Wars Return of the Jedi Wiley Ewok Sci-Fi Stuffed Plush Figure

Buy Now!

US $9.95

18m

Related posts:

1. Kubrick Star Wars Episode I Figures
2. OVERSIZED Star Wars Darth Vader Vinyl Figure
3. Star Wars Clone Trooper Vinyl Figure

You have a set of keys. They sit on your dresser. Their stuffed in your pocket or purse. They hang from your car's ignition. They hang from your front door after you rush to the bathroom after getting home because you really, really had to pee.

Your keys are hard metallic pegs that rub up against each other, over and over again. Jangling or jingling when you shake them. You stick them in things. (Hopefully not electrical outlets or your nose.) You throw them down on the counter. You wrestle them away from your friends who are trying to drive drunk or trying to open your secret diary. What is missing from your key's life?

DOMO-KUN!!!

This soft plushie character will take the roughness out of your key's life. Let Domo-kun rub against your keys or guard them from the cat at night.

This keychain accessory measures 3.5 inches (8.9 cm) tall and looks like Domo-kun is covered in a sickly green algae. This is to prevent anyone from licking Domo-kun. Personally I would have preferred him in his original brown coat, but this is a necessary safety measure.

You choose which Domo-kun you want by the strap color [see image]. All Domo-kuns are algae green, the straps are just different for each pose. Red for regular Domo-kun. Green for lazy Domo-kun. Blue for angry Domo-kun. And yellow (my personal favorite) sleeping Domo-kun. To me it looks like Domo-kun is having a temper tantrum or constipated.

If you have keys, let them rub against a soft plush Domo-kun. It's the right thing to do.

US Auctions Australian Auctions Austrian Auctions Belgian Auctions Canadian Auctions French Auctions German Auctions Indian Auctions Irish Auctions Italian Auctions Dutch Auctions Spanish Auctions Swiss Auctions UK Auctions

Best Match Time: ending soonest Time: newly listed Price: lowest first Price: highest first Price + Shipping: lowest first Price + Shipping: highest first

DOMO KUN PLUSH DOMO WALLET W/ CHAIN NEW LICENSED CONCEPT ONE ACCESSORIES

Buy Now!

US $14.99

24m

Related posts:

1. Domo-kun Plush Doll
2. Disney Parade Stitch Plush Keychain
3. Domo-kun Vinyl Figure

The cool Gloomy Bear stuff just keeps coming. This time in towel format. Yes now you can get your very own Gloomy Bear Bath Towel. Suitable for any situation. The bath, the beach, outer space, or anywhere! Never forget your towel!

These 100% cotton towels are 47 in x 23 in (119 x 58 cm) and you can choose between three two different designs. Get them while they last.

US Auctions Australian Auctions Austrian Auctions Belgian Auctions Canadian Auctions French Auctions German Auctions Indian Auctions Irish Auctions Italian Auctions Dutch Auctions Spanish Auctions Swiss Auctions UK Auctions

Best Match Time: ending soonest Time: newly listed Price: lowest first Price: highest first Price + Shipping: lowest first Price + Shipping: highest first

Gloomy Bear Before and After – Silver Robot Japan Import

Buy Now!

US $22.95

21d 19h 5m

Related posts:

1. Gloomy Bear Jumbo Action Figure
2. Gloomy Bear “After” Plush Doll
3. Baby Gloomy Bunny Outfit Plush Doll