I am so angry! I want to just punch this toy. I want to kick it. I want to shake it. I want to pound it. I want to give it an atomic elbow drop from my couch. I want to shoot myself from a giant sling shot into your face! Aaaarrrrrghhhh! You make me so angry you green stupid piglet!
If you, or someone you know, suffers from these symptoms, order this Angry Birds plush toy as soon as possible.
This toy will relieve:
Game related stress
Late nights up
Missed appointments
The dreaded 'Fingeritis'
Divorce
Starvation
Loneliness
Crossed-eyes
Bad hair
Smelly pants
And other symptoms too gruesome to mention
Take your frustrations out in real life. This pig stuffed toy from the Angry Birds game is the perfect stress reliever. Punch it. Kick it. Smoosh it. Love it, for all I care. Because you will love it. It will be your new best friend. It will take away all the demons. Stroke it's fluffy skin. Relax, everything will be OK.
Now stuff this pig in your armpit and squeeze! Listen to his muffled cries from the game. That will show him!
*Warning: Do not use in sight of birds. Angry or otherwise.
There is nothing better than a toy you can attack someone with. And this Flying Monkey fits the bill. It's a soft plushie monkey. It's also its own slingshot. That equals a fun toy. Plus it makes a sound while it flies through the air. No one gets hurt.
Except maybe this guy below:
Classic.
I know these have been flying around offices for a couple years now and these would probably be great stocking stuffers like this ad says:
I'd have to agree. I know my Christmas tree would be coming down with a bunch of monkeys flying at it.
You can also find these at Amazon here: Slingshot Flying Monkey plus slingshot pigs, frogs and other 'harmless' animals.
You can feed Gloomy Bear just about anything that will fit inside him now. This Gloomy Bear Pouch Plush doll lets you store any number of small items around with you. Perfect for pencils, pens and glue or severed ears. Available in bloody pink, plain pink, black, red, and white colors. 15 in x 4in. Girls would love this.
Probably the most destructive creature ever known, born from an atomic blast and creating a swath of despair and dismay to Tokyo architectural engineers and any building inhabitants therein. Godzilla indiscriminately destroys Japan while he battles his foes with his huge claws, whip-like tail and fiery breath. All fear his destructive might.
Now Godzilla is available in cute mini plush form! At only 6” inches tall (15cm) Godzilla is transformed from feared giant atomic lizard to a soft cuddly friend! Hug and squeeze this soft squishy monster with all your might and he’ll love you back with a ferocity only matched by his tiny soft cuteness!
Stick your finger in his menacing jaws and you will be delighted with the soft sensations you receive back from his fabric like teeth and soft fuzzy tongue. No one can resist squeezing his soft belly and tail.
Shove Godzilla in your friends faces and watch them squeal in delight at how cute this deadly monster is! He’ll ride on your shoulder and protect you from depressed people as he turns their frowns upside down into toothy grins at his mini plush form.
Best Christmas evar and last Christmas evar too, because Gloomy Bear just ate Santa Claus!
Just add three AA batteries and watch Gloomy Bear with a Santa hat in its mouth, toss around the bloody Santa bag. The rest of Santa sits comfortably in Gloomy's stomach I assume, because kids there is no sign of him anywhere...
Try combining slime, liquid metal and plush together and see what you get. Yes, a mess. Leave it to the professionals and you get this Dragon Quest Liquid Metal Slime Plush Doll from the game Dragon Quest. Cute, but evil. Don't touch! (When combined with 'plush', this is actually safe to touch, so don't worry.)
Also available is this cute droplet form plush version:
Of course if you like the feeling of softer fabrics, the Slime plush is available in original form. And who doesn't? I know you are rubbing it all over your body. These things also make great body scrubs in the shower -- if you don't care about ruining it of course.
All are 3 inches tall. There are larger 8 inch versions available too. But I seriously don't know why you would want to have them, since so much cute slime will override your cerebellum. Large Blue here and Large Metal here.
One part pumpkin and one part Pikachu makes this one crazy Halloween plush figure. Can it even be called a figure? It's only a head. Pikachu has been be-headed and turned into a pumpkin! You can't get more Halloween than that. Unless you are a Cinderella stage coach. Yes, mixing way too many story lines now.
Pikachu you make a Great Pumpkin. (Another story line...) Your head looks so soft I just want to squeeze it -- Holy carp, there are only 5 of these left as of today...hopefully they make more.
Why did the Pokemon climb up the ladder to your window? To Pikachu!
Burger King 23K Gold Plated Pokemon Set Charizard Jigglypuff Mewtwo Pikachu
How do you make Chewbacca from Star Wars even more lovable than he already is? Condense him down into a super deformed plush doll! Who's my favorite little Wookiee? You are so cute my little Chewy! Oh yes you are! What's that? You are going to shove your bowcaster up my what? Ohh, you are so cute when you say grown up things like that! Oh yes you are!
There are other Star Wars plush dolls in the same line. This Yoda version looks more like my grandpa than Yoda though...oh snap! My grandpa is Yoda!
star wars Plush Darth Vader with Gumballs - New with Tags !!!
You have a set of keys. They sit on your dresser. Their stuffed in your pocket or purse. They hang from your car's ignition. They hang from your front door after you rush to the bathroom after getting home because you really, really had to pee.
Your keys are hard metallic pegs that rub up against each other, over and over again. Jangling or jingling when you shake them. You stick them in things. (Hopefully not electrical outlets or your nose.) You throw them down on the counter. You wrestle them away from your friends who are trying to drive drunk or trying to open your secret diary. What is missing from your key's life?
DOMO-KUN!!!
This soft plushie character will take the roughness out of your key's life. Let Domo-kun rub against your keys or guard them from the cat at night.
This keychain accessory measures 3.5 inches (8.9 cm) tall and looks like Domo-kun is covered in a sickly green algae. This is to prevent anyone from licking Domo-kun. Personally I would have preferred him in his original brown coat, but this is a necessary safety measure.
You choose which Domo-kun you want by the strap color [see image]. All Domo-kuns are algae green, the straps are just different for each pose. Red for regular Domo-kun. Green for lazy Domo-kun. Blue for angry Domo-kun. And yellow (my personal favorite) sleeping Domo-kun. To me it looks like Domo-kun is having a temper tantrum or constipated.
If you have keys, let them rub against a soft plush Domo-kun. It's the right thing to do.
Hyundai Hmall DOMOKUN JAPAN NHK CHARACTER DOMO-KUN PILLOW
The cool Gloomy Bear stuff just keeps coming. This time in towel format. Yes now you can get your very own Gloomy Bear Bath Towel. Suitable for any situation. The bath, the beach, outer space, or anywhere! Never forget your towel!
These 100% cotton towels are 47 in x 23 in (119 x 58 cm) and you can choose between three two different designs. Get them while they last.
CHAX COLONY 8" GLOOMY BEAR Plush Before After PINK BABY
Cool Toy Spot
plus slingshot pigs, frogs and other 'harmless' animals.
makes this one crazy Halloween plush figure. Can it even be called a figure? It's only a head. Pikachu has been be-headed and turned into a pumpkin! You can't get more Halloween than that. Unless you are a Cinderella stage coach. Yes, mixing way too many story lines now.
