Let's face it, robots are everywhere now and they aren't going away anytime soon, unless we get off the couch and overthrow our robot oppressors. (Did you know robots make couches...coincidence? I think not.)
Until then, we can enjoy this 4GB Golden Robot USB flash drive, so they can make it even more convenient to rely on them for everything. This super shiny golden robot has move-able arms with kung-fu grip and jointed legs so you can pose it while it's not doing it's job transferring your precious coconut cream pie recipes and lolcats. It's high gloss golden shine immediately makes you look important. People with regular looking robots will instantly be jealous of your robot bling.
When you are asleep, I'm sure it moves around at night and downloads robot literature to entertain itself, then daintily dances on your forehead just to show you who's boss.
But never fear, it's main job is to help you store and transfer your data. A useful 4GB to be exact. Which is conveniently the size of a DVD. Perhaps something that tells the tale of other gold robots. The classiest class of robots in existence. Any gold robot looks good, even when they are aiming a blaster at you or ripping your arm off splattered in your blood.
Stay classy, gold robots...we will always polish you to a high shine, because you look so rich and we like good tips.
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There is nothing more satisfying than changing your voice and confusing your grandma on the phone. So a bullhorn type voice changer to broadcast your voice across the house is 1,000 times better to freak out everyone. With it you can create hundreds of voice modifications with the slide levers to provide hours of exclamatory entertainment.
Talk deeper like Darth Vader, or like a robot, or even like your crazy Aunt Sally...anything is possible if you apply yourself. Afterall, the effort you put in it, is the same as what you get out of it.
This mini remote controlled helicopter is also available in YELLOW or BLUE flavors.
Maybe the major drawback to this is that you only get 8-12 minutes of flight time each charge. But it's probably a good thing. Too much of a good thing for too long is bad for you. Like too much candy or too much TV. The recharging time allows you to go outside and play or do your chores or take a shower for the first time in a week.
I imagine the main use for this for is to attach a rope/hook on the helicopter, then transport your action figures across the lava carpet from Fort Couch to Outpost Armchair. Just in time for the enemy attack. Then the helicopter can recharge at the base, while the battle takes place. Then it can come back and transport casualties.
If you are a tool fanatic like me, then you'll need every tool imaginably to do the job right. When the job comes up, that is. And when that job is protecting the world from danger, you'll need a Sonic Screwdriver. These things can open doors, make wiring work, short circuit wiring -- well mainly do absolutely nothing. But it will look cool while emitting a light and making a high-pitched annoying sound while doing it.
10th Doctor The 10th Doctor's sonic screwdriver extends also, but more importantly doubles as a pen. It comes with regular ink and UV ink, for writing secret prescriptions. As wielded by David Tennant in the series.
I honestly have a hard time choosing between them. I guess it boils down to which version of the Doctor you like better. Or who you think is the sharpest dresser. Or if you like green or blue better. Or you could just get both and not have to decide.
If you want the best Star Wars Light Saber for your Jedi or Sith costume for Halloween or for just looking cool in front of your bedroom mirror, then these bad puppies are probably the best.
The Star Wars Force FX Light Sabers are available in 7 delicious flavors. They combine light and sound into a crescendo of Jedi coolness that you have to experience first hand to fully appreciate. As you can see you can get Count Dooku, Obi-Wan, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Anakin, Yoda, and Asajj Ventress.
Here is a cool video of them in action. At first you think this might be pretty lame, oh no light saber cosplay, but it turns out to be pretty cool. Well done.
Word of Warning: BE CAREFUL with these! Don't go hog wild with your Light Saber and start slashing everything at random. Jedi to idiot with a broken Light Saber in 2 seconds. *sniff sniff* Damn you Darth Coffee Table!!!
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Oh no! The robots are taking over. Oh YES! They are cute and from Japan!
I think I'm fond of either Retro Silver or Future White. Fully remote controlled and they can automatically avoid obstacles and play soccer. Sugoi! You just know these robot toys are advanced enough to activate on their own at night when you are sleeping though...so better keep them secured. *wink*
This cute little guy sits happily on your hand and quietly chirps and cheeps and twitches its stubby little wings in response to your touch. It's life-size and pretty realistic - you know - for a robot.
It cheeps, chirps, and flaps its wings in response to being petted. The only drawback is that it cries when it’s not given attention. So you have to treat it like some people I know. ahem! Comes with a little nest of it’s own. So cute.
I’m naming mine Chirpy McGee.
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Which is pretty cool even though these goggles make you look like a Star Trek Borg. But in the dark, no one will notice! Real working infrared goggles with an affordable price. Of course it's not as powerful as the expensive models. But these would be good for kids to get into a lot of trouble with, sneaking around in the dark. So they would be a lot of fun!
...the big thing in the middle is the camera, surrounded by some high powered infra-red LEDs. Those can be switched on or off. When on, they visually glow a dull red but act as a floodlight for the camera. In front of the right eye you have another bank of lower powered LEDs which do not glow when on and act as a lower-powered light source for the camera. This lets you switch between "stealth" (no glow, lower visibility) mode and "observation" (slight glow, higher visibility) mode. The left eye is covered with a simple plastic cover which is on a hinge and can be opened for a source of "normal" vision.
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Best Christmas evar and last Christmas evar too, because Gloomy Bear just ate Santa Claus!
Just add three AA batteries and watch Gloomy Bear with a Santa hat in its mouth, toss around the bloody Santa bag. The rest of Santa sits comfortably in Gloomy's stomach I assume, because kids there is no sign of him anywhere...
This is a toy for your computer. Plug this fun and friendly chameleon into your USB port and arrange him (or her) anywhere on your desktop or laptop monitor. The eyes and tongue move in "true lifelike fashion" (aka like a plastic chameleon with weird movable eyes and tongue.) Available in a choice of three colors - Light Green, Blue or Orange. System requirement: A personal computer with a USB port. This product is compatible with any OS.
In the summer time (like now) there is always that one fly that sneaks in the house and buzzes around my lighted computer screen, like its a portal to fly nirvana. If fly nirvana looked like a weird Hello Kitty collage on my desktop. With one of these chameleons, fly nirvana would definitely transform into fly hell, keeping them away! A cool toy you really need.
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