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Get Physical with Angry Birds Plush Piglet – Make it Squeel

I am so angry! I want to just punch this toy. I want to kick it. I want to shake it. I want to pound it. I want to give it an atomic elbow drop from my couch. I want to shoot myself from a giant sling shot into your face! Aaaarrrrrghhhh! You make me so angry you green stupid piglet!

If you, or someone you know, suffers from these symptoms, order this Angry Birds plush toy as soon as possible.

This toy will relieve:

  • Game related stress
  • Late nights up
  • Missed appointments
  • The dreaded 'Fingeritis'
  • Divorce
  • Starvation
  • Loneliness
  • Crossed-eyes
  • Bad hair
  • Smelly pants
  • And other symptoms too gruesome to mention

Take your frustrations out in real life. This pig stuffed toy from the Angry Birds game is the perfect stress reliever. Punch it. Kick it. Smoosh it. Love it, for all I care. Because you will love it. It will be your new best friend. It will take away all the demons. Stroke it's fluffy skin. Relax, everything will be OK.

Now stuff this pig in your armpit and squeeze! Listen to his muffled cries from the game. That will show him!

*Warning: Do not use in sight of birds. Angry or otherwise.




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