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I found these just in time for next Halloween, some crazy scary figures from UNKL, Unipo Fright Night Figures.
Clockwise from top left:Figure 1: Ever watched a NASCAR race start to finish? This guy has. He even wears a diaper so he doesn't have to get up and risk missing Jeff Gordon's photo finish. Figure 2: Two-timing. Two-toned. Two-faced. Figure 3: Avid proponent of the piano key neck tie and the tuxedo t-shirt (the skeleton). Figure 4: He's a bat, not a rat or a squirrel. He maintains a steady diet of gummy worms, and he's a little on the tubby side because of it.
These figures are 2 inches tall (5 cm) and are available as a set of four.
 | Fright Night Movie Comic Book #19, NOW 1990 VFN/NM | Buy Now! | US $3.50 | 2h 12m |
Today's post is all about brains. Gooey icky sticky brains!
GLOW IN THE DARK SQUISH BRAIN
Honestly, who can pass up a GLOW IN THE DARK SQUISH BRAIN
? Brains are cool already, but when they glow in the dark they are so much cooler.
BLOODY BRAIN
The next best thing to a glowing brain is a bloody brain. This Bloody Brain
is made of rubber and is guaranteed not to make a mess. Unless it causes someone to pee their pants.
BRAIN GELATIN MOLD
Of course what good are brains if you can't eat them? With this Brain Gelatin Mold
you will be the toast of the party and guests will be relieved their own brains aren't on the table. Recipe included.
Who's Brian? Brian isn't to be confused with Brain. Remember this.
 | Your Brain: The Missing Manual by O'reilly Media and Matthew Macdonald (2008,... | Buy Now! | US $15.31 | 16m |
I would have shoved my entire family out the air lock for a toy like this as a kid. An inflatable space shuttle.
That astronaut suit looks pretty sharp too.
This would be my ultimate easy chair as I watched TV and pretended I was orbiting in space with my TV viewscreen in front of me as I tried to use my raygun (squirt gun) on the evil space monster (the cat) as it tried to claw my shuttle to pieces. And look at all those buttons and switches you can pretend to push. And a nice flat area for breakfast cereal or milk shakes. Kids have it great today.
All I had was an inflatable whale I haplessly tried to stay on in the pool. Now kids have inflatable space shuttles! That's progress for you.
 | CT Chicago Tribune Photo Space Shuttle Discovery NASA | Buy Now! | US $24.99 | 26m |
One part pumpkin and one part Pikachu makes this one crazy Halloween plush figure. Can it even be called a figure? It's only a head. Pikachu has been be-headed and turned into a pumpkin! You can't get more Halloween than that. Unless you are a Cinderella stage coach. Yes, mixing way too many story lines now.
Pikachu you make a Great Pumpkin. (Another story line...) Your head looks so soft I just want to squeeze it -- Holy carp, there are only 5 of these left as of today...hopefully they make more.
Why did the Pokemon climb up the ladder to your window? To Pikachu!
 | AIRBRUSHED Pikachu Pokemon Pikachu NEW T-SHIRT AIRBRUSH | Buy Now! | US $17.99 | 21m |
Cats. Some people hate them. Some people loathe them. Let's face it, no one really likes a cat. The greatest cat fiend of all is Hello Kitty.
Cats warp your mind with their cute purring sounds they make and their silly antics. Without these things, no one would want a cat. The way they rub against you with their soft fuzzy fur only makes you want them more. In reality they are just wiping their cat snot on you.
They do these things to win you over. To get you addicted to their invisible bicycles and cookies. Hypnotizing you with their cat eyes. This way they know they can get a free pass to sleep on your face at night or ruin your furniture with their sharp little cat claws.
Feed your addiction to cats with this assorted set of mini cats. Cats in small doses is the best way. The only way to fight off the addiction that is cats. I know you can't resist these cute little cat figures. The cats have you addicted to them. Meow.
 | NWT New "Hello Kitty" Pink 7 Pc. Back-to-School Set | Buy Now! | US $12.74 | 15m |
This life-like hanging bat would mostly be used for Halloween decorations, but I don't see why you wouldn't want to have this hanging around with you in your everyday life.
How to use this cool toy?
Put up a few of these in your car and would-be car thieves will have second thoughts about stealing your rare metallic purple Mazda Miata.
If you have a belfry and no real bats at all, avoid the embarrassment and hang some of these up!
That dark corner in the office bathroom is the perfect spot for a few bats.
Create a visual pun and hang a couple of these bats in your Little Leagues batting cages. Yeah, the lamest idea so far.
Anywho, these will be good for scaring women and children with. Easy enough to figure that one out.
 | GIANT BATMAN 40 IN HERO INFLATABLE BLOWUP TOY bat man | Buy Now! | US $6.99 | 20m |
These very popular Japanese soybean toys have been out for awhile, but now you can get them in 2 extra flavors besides standard green. Uhmm, not meant to be eaten by the way if you need a disclaimer. You play with them, over and over again, much like the Mugen Puti Puti infinite bubble wrap.
Rare Type!? Mugen Soybeans - Mint (blue)
and
Rare Type!? Mugen Soybeans - Sweet Potato (red)
How do you use them?
You push the beans up out of the pod, over and over again.
Why would you use them?
Why would you even ask this question? You push the beans out of the pod before the beans push you! That is if you are paranoid. If you have a more average personality type, then it could be used as a repetitive action stress reliever.
The feel of the beans pushing out of the pod between your fingers is a heavenly sensation. Meant only for bean farmers and as a reward for fallen heroes in the Elysian Plains. Now this rare sensation can be yours!
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If you have no clue what to be for Halloween this year or even if you need to pretend to be either John McCain or Barack Obama for any reason at all, (reasons escape me right now, but I'm sure someone will have an idea) these are the masks to get! Just put on a suit and this mask and you are good to go.
They could be hazardous though, because it doesn't look like you can breathe very well or see very well with them on. But you'll look pretty cool while wearing them. And that's really all that matters. Just make sure you are wearing clean underwear for your mother's sake.
Don't forget to vote in the previous McCain/Obama post.
 | 1982 Little Tikes President Tom Murdough Advertises Happy Pumper & Car Toys Ad | Buy Now! | US $9.99 | 5h 19m |
How do you make Chewbacca from Star Wars even more lovable than he already is? Condense him down into a super deformed plush doll! Who's my favorite little Wookiee? You are so cute my little Chewy! Oh yes you are! What's that? You are going to shove your bowcaster up my what? Ohh, you are so cute when you say grown up things like that! Oh yes you are!
There are other Star Wars plush dolls in the same line. This Yoda version looks more like my grandpa than Yoda though...oh snap! My grandpa is Yoda!
 | Star Wars Buddies -- Plush Toys -- Jawas | Buy Now! | US $10.00 | 1h 19m |
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