Probably the most destructive creature ever known, born from an atomic blast and creating a swath of despair and dismay to Tokyo architectural engineers and any building inhabitants therein. Godzilla indiscriminately destroys Japan while he battles his foes with his huge claws, whip-like tail and fiery breath. All fear his destructive might.
Now Godzilla is available in cute mini plush form! At only 6” inches tall (15cm) Godzilla is transformed from feared giant atomic lizard to a soft cuddly friend! Hug and squeeze this soft squishy monster with all your might and he’ll love you back with a ferocity only matched by his tiny soft cuteness!
Stick your finger in his menacing jaws and you will be delighted with the soft sensations you receive back from his fabric like teeth and soft fuzzy tongue. No one can resist squeezing his soft belly and tail.
Shove Godzilla in your friends faces and watch them squeal in delight at how cute this deadly monster is! He’ll ride on your shoulder and protect you from depressed people as he turns their frowns upside down into toothy grins at his mini plush form.
These things freak me out. Maybe its the big featureless eyes. Or the blood sucking mouth. Or the big bulbous head. Perhaps the cute little feet that look prepared to stomp me in the carbuncles? Whatever it is, it's a must have.
White CHAOS Monkeys by BUNKA. Limited run of 500 monkey's. So if the monkey-to-humans-killed ratio is less than 1:12,000,000 humanity might just have a chance to survive. You scoff because they are only 5.5 inches tall? That just means it will take longer to eat you completely.
Here's a nice description:
A puzzle for zoologists, this monkey has been seen thru ages on every continent but his origin is still a mystery. Based on scientific analysis, CHAOS MONKEY may be one of the first gene mutations ever. With large eyeballs, this hungry creature has escaped from his ancestral slammer in order to devour all human beings on this planet. Born with short legs and enormous arms, he's able to move faster than any other ape without any hope of escape for their casualties. They'll eventually eat you raw. From the largeness of his eyes, billions of monkeys are watching us, waiting for a bloody vengeance. Now forever as a vinyl statue, his hypnotic look and his little sharp teeth will keep you scared to death.
Which is pretty cool even though these goggles make you look like a Star Trek Borg. But in the dark, no one will notice! Real working infrared goggles with an affordable price. Of course it's not as powerful as the expensive models. But these would be good for kids to get into a lot of trouble with, sneaking around in the dark. So they would be a lot of fun!
...the big thing in the middle is the camera, surrounded by some high powered infra-red LEDs. Those can be switched on or off. When on, they visually glow a dull red but act as a floodlight for the camera. In front of the right eye you have another bank of lower powered LEDs which do not glow when on and act as a lower-powered light source for the camera. This lets you switch between "stealth" (no glow, lower visibility) mode and "observation" (slight glow, higher visibility) mode. The left eye is covered with a simple plastic cover which is on a hinge and can be opened for a source of "normal" vision.
Infrared IR Head Phones wireless for Mazda CX9 CX7 factory fitted DVD players
This is a super rare toy. Only 1 in stock as I write this. I don't see it anywhere else right now either. It might not be around for very long as I count the dollars in my wallet. Do I have enough? I might have to borrow some money from my banker. As if he has any left! haha. Or count out my coin jar. I probably shouldn't even be talking about it here, but maybe someone will buy it for me for Xmas.
But I need this on my shelf right by the door to give me the proper attitude as I go out. It is by Santa Cruz skateboard artist Jim Phillips. This is a 7 inch tall vinyl toy covered in a super orange soft flock material. I want to pet it. I hope he's not ticklish. I bet the tongue is all fuzzy too. That board is pretty wicked. Goes with the orange foot perfectly. And let's face it, no one has enough day-glo orange in their lives.
1962 TOPPS BUCKS #10 JIM PHILLIPS RAMS EXMINT 3220
Best Christmas evar and last Christmas evar too, because Gloomy Bear just ate Santa Claus!
Just add three AA batteries and watch Gloomy Bear with a Santa hat in its mouth, toss around the bloody Santa bag. The rest of Santa sits comfortably in Gloomy's stomach I assume, because kids there is no sign of him anywhere...
I'm not sure why it is branded "Hellboy II", when Hellboy has the same hand he always has. But this "Hellboy II" glove is not to be confused with the hand he had in Hellboy I, which was exactly the same, but you could not buy a replica of it. Thus making this glove superior to the one that never existed for the first movie.
At least as far as I know. This is the first time I've come across a Hellboy II hand that you can punch your friends with it and not get charged with murder. If you get 1 of the ever popular Hulk Smash Hands for your left hand and this for your right hand, you'd be rocking red and green Christmas colors in ham fisted glory.
MIKE MIGNOLA'S HELLBOY~SIGNED ART PRINT~HAND-SIGNED BY TIM TOWNSEND~
Perhaps this version is the second creepiest ever, after the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. Those orange skinned Oompa Loompa's gave me nightmares as a kid. But the new version is almost as bad.
But this guy is the Oompa Loompa from the 2nd film Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It's like he's permanently annoyed at you for enjoying candy. So now you feel guilty for enjoying the candy he works so hard making. He's a major buzzkill to your candy high.
I never want to go into the Chocolate Factory again.
Try combining slime, liquid metal and plush together and see what you get. Yes, a mess. Leave it to the professionals and you get this Dragon Quest Liquid Metal Slime Plush Doll from the game Dragon Quest. Cute, but evil. Don't touch! (When combined with 'plush', this is actually safe to touch, so don't worry.)
Also available is this cute droplet form plush version:
Of course if you like the feeling of softer fabrics, the Slime plush is available in original form. And who doesn't? I know you are rubbing it all over your body. These things also make great body scrubs in the shower -- if you don't care about ruining it of course.
All are 3 inches tall. There are larger 8 inch versions available too. But I seriously don't know why you would want to have them, since so much cute slime will override your cerebellum. Large Blue here and Large Metal here.
Dragon Quest IV: Chapters of the Chosen (Nintendo DS, 2008)
If you are looking for a unique toy figure, it's hard to get any more unique than this Gardener 006X Pascagoula Alien by Michael Lau. This enigmatic monster figure was created for Project After Dark. Standing in at around 5-6" tall, this monster figure will wow any visitors it might have.
Michael Lau 6" figure Gardener NY FAT BLACK futura kaws
All the cool cardboard envelopes have those perforated tabs that you can grab a hold of and tear open with wild abandon. I constantly waste hundreds of dollars every year mailing myself refrigerator magnets from my own fridge just so I can experience the sensation of tearing open these envelopes!
I love the sound and feel of the cardboard giving away one little section at a time, one after the other. I am filled with glee and a deep sense of satisfaction every time I tear into an envelope. Not to mention being able to stick my Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day magnet from The Onion Storeback on my fridge.
No longer will I have to suffer the indignation of my addiction!
That is not after Nov. 25th when these amazing Mugen Periperi toys come out. They simulate the sound and feel of opening cardboard envelope tabs. And you can repeat this exquisite sensation over and over again without destroying an incredible amount of envelopes! Now that's good for the environment and fun at the same time. Also comes in a blue color.
Cool Toy Spot
for your left hand and this for your right hand, you'd be rocking red and green Christmas colors in ham fisted glory.
